A couple days ago I was awaken in a way that would be unacceptable if from anyone other than my two month old baby son. In a dead sleep, I felt a light tap on my nose. Groggy, I open my eye to see a little baby foot an inch or two from my face and felt the tap again as he inadvertently kicks me in the face. He was eating and kicking his legs. I was only half awake for about four seconds when he then farted in my face. his little butt was inches from my face. Babies don't hold back when they fart. As a matter of fact, half the time they fart they also blow out their pants with poo.
Anyway, that's all I got today.
Oh Yeah!!! It's funny the stuff you get subjected to being a parent. I've been urinated on, defecated on and vomited on!
Great times!!!!
Posted by: Jeff | April 25, 2006 at 09:23 AM